Funny...

11.06.2019

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.

I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

What do you do if someone thinks an onion is the only food that can make them cry?Throw a coconut at their face.

What do you do with a sick boat?Take it to the doc.

What did the older chimney say to the younger one? You’re way too young to smoke!